[ Allison has a big ass mouth and FDR finds it fascinating that he's not the only one with a face-twin. ]
yeah. haven't met the guy. what's your brother so scared of? does he think i'm gonna kidnap you while you're being kidnapped? that's a little ambitious.
Are you saying I don't have manners? That's--[ Well, Tuck always did like to call him a neanderthal. He's said on more than one occasion that he wonders if FDR was secretly raised by wolves. Asshole.
He misses Tuck. ]
--accurate. I'll concede. But why don't you think I could kidnap you? Are you part ninja?
[ text ] i got bored doing homework. feel my wrath.
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i wish i was your coronary artery, so i could be wrapped around your heart.
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though that is probably more for guys. whatever though. you'd still get lucky.
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that one is my favorite. feel free to use these.
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[ there's a pause, and then another text. ]
My brother has a face-twin?
[ SHE HASN'T MET HIM YET, SHEESH. ]
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[ Allison has a big ass mouth and FDR finds it fascinating that he's not the only one with a face-twin. ]
yeah. haven't met the guy. what's your brother so scared of? does he think i'm gonna kidnap you while you're being kidnapped? that's a little ambitious.
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You couldn't kidnap me if you tried, I'm sorry to say.
AUDIO BECAUSE I AM LAZY
He misses Tuck. ]
--accurate. I'll concede. But why don't you think I could kidnap you? Are you part ninja?
you're ridiculous and i love you.
but she's chuckling. ]
If I told you, I might have to kill you.
[ see? she has a sense of humor. ]