[ Allison has a big ass mouth and FDR finds it fascinating that he's not the only one with a face-twin. ]
yeah. haven't met the guy. what's your brother so scared of? does he think i'm gonna kidnap you while you're being kidnapped? that's a little ambitious.
Are you saying I don't have manners? That's--[ Well, Tuck always did like to call him a neanderthal. He's said on more than one occasion that he wonders if FDR was secretly raised by wolves. Asshole.
He misses Tuck. ]
--accurate. I'll concede. But why don't you think I could kidnap you? Are you part ninja?
I probably shoulda asked your brother or something first. The guy is probably gonna show up at my apartment and murder me in my sleep. He'd probably say no and hang up on me.
[ He's getting off topic like big time, but he's also worried about John breaking down his wall like a goddamn fuzzy Kool-Aid man and punching him in the face. ]
You wanna go to dinner? I promise not to use cheesy medical pickup lines. We can talk about whatever you want. We can talk about science.
I'm just speaking the truth. He's--all I'm saying is you should look in the mirror. You're beautiful. [ Only that is said in Farsi. ]
[ FDR knows things, but they're all kind of job specific. He can break down multiple weapons with his eyes shut. He knows multiple languages. He's cultured, but he keeps it under wraps. ]
I don't know this place that well. I'll find a place. You're not a vegetarian are you?
[ she doesn't speak the language of persia, fdr. but there's something about the way you say that that has her .. well. believing in the sincerity it might hold. ]
I like a good steak as well as the next girl. But I do like my vegetables, too.
[ audio ] I'm gonna christen this
audio good grief, son)
[ text ] i got bored doing homework. feel my wrath.
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i wish i was your coronary artery, so i could be wrapped around your heart.
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though that is probably more for guys. whatever though. you'd still get lucky.
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that one is my favorite. feel free to use these.
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[ there's a pause, and then another text. ]
My brother has a face-twin?
[ SHE HASN'T MET HIM YET, SHEESH. ]
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[ Allison has a big ass mouth and FDR finds it fascinating that he's not the only one with a face-twin. ]
yeah. haven't met the guy. what's your brother so scared of? does he think i'm gonna kidnap you while you're being kidnapped? that's a little ambitious.
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You couldn't kidnap me if you tried, I'm sorry to say.
AUDIO BECAUSE I AM LAZY
He misses Tuck. ]
--accurate. I'll concede. But why don't you think I could kidnap you? Are you part ninja?
you're ridiculous and i love you.
but she's chuckling. ]
If I told you, I might have to kill you.
[ see? she has a sense of humor. ]
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[ He's getting off topic like big time, but he's also worried about John breaking down his wall like a goddamn fuzzy Kool-Aid man and punching him in the face. ]
You wanna go to dinner? I promise not to use cheesy medical pickup lines. We can talk about whatever you want. We can talk about science.
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she props her chin in a hand and peers into her glasses with a faintly amused expression. ]
I can guarantee that going to John first would have probably been a bad idea .. so it's good that you didn't.
.. Do you promise to leave the pickup lines at home?
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Least he knows he made the right decision in not asking John first. He wants this date. He doesn't want John to mess it up with his grumpy face. ]
Yep. No pickup lines. None. We'll discuss science and how you clearly got all the pretty genes. Like--all of them.
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she quirks a brow, and even goes so far as to give him a small smile. ]
Now you're just trying too hard. But .. I don't see why not. Do you have a place in mind?
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[ FDR knows things, but they're all kind of job specific. He can break down multiple weapons with his eyes shut. He knows multiple languages. He's cultured, but he keeps it under wraps. ]
I don't know this place that well. I'll find a place. You're not a vegetarian are you?
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[ she doesn't speak the language of persia, fdr. but there's something about the way you say that that has her .. well. believing in the sincerity it might hold. ]
I like a good steak as well as the next girl. But I do like my vegetables, too.
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[ He smiles and raises his brows. He's really looking forward to this. Even if he does wind up sticking his foot in his mouth. At leas the tried. ]
See. Now you have to come if you wanna find out. Can't cancel last minute.